As always, C-Blog delivered. Here are a few examples:
"The Pens will be without first line center Dustin Jeffrey tonight"
"Pensblog Charlie faces will outnumber Blue Jackets fans at Nationwide Arena."
"We're better at fighting than scoring goals."
"Some joke from the Islanders is gonna cost his own team 100 grand and the Pens have to sit a player for ten games."
"The Penguins will come up with a slogan arguably worse than 'Defy Ordinary'"
"we will actually care about attending a game at nassau coliseum."
"Derek will start to not hate Mr. Kennedy… Kennedy"
"There will be a 45 minute delay/dance off at our brand new arena because the lights wont come back on."
"The penalty kill is more effective at scoring goals than the powerplay."
"Sidney Crosby will embarass some jag-off in a fight… then be teammates with him later."
"The Penguins will lose every player you've ever heard of and still have a shot at the 1 seed."
"No one will mention trading Staal."
"Brent Johnson will get into two fights this season."
"Our PP will go 3 for 61."
"In the 2010-11 season, Staal, Geno and Sid will only play 2 games together."
"Kris Letang's is a better defensive D man and his offense needs to come around."
"Trevor Gillies would make an impact during a game."
"The Penguins will get that winger for Crosby, too bad he'll never get to use him."
"After starting the season 1-6, Fleury would be within 3 wins of the NHL lead."
"Fleury Flakes is part of a complete breakfast."
"Jason Arnott is the highlight deal of the trade deadline."
"Ben Lovejoy is on fire with 2 goals and 5 points in his last 9 games."
"I can't believe Brent Johnson broke a man's face with 1 punch!"
"Jordan Staal will be injured while on injured reserve."
"Lemieux, Stevens, Coffey, and Murphy will all suit up for the Penguins again this season!
And still won't be able to stop Peter Bondra."