Why Ovechkin, why?

Via everyone on the Internet, A.O. made a rap video:

Dear god.

Here is the lyrics that A.O. sang via reader Stephen P.

Alumni of Dynamo
8 on the back.
In the All-Star game all attention is on me.
On the NatTeam since 17
Scored 100 points in a season
Gold medal in Canada in '08
Among the ten best players of the decade,
Stick in my hands, Rap in my headphones,
Saying hello from Washington,
Together with Sanya Belyi,
For every champion
[And then a bizarre sound that sounds like the English words "Look out!"]


Nothing better than a good rap line like " Among the ten best players of the decade."

If nothing else this just makes us feel bad for some reason.