What if the Penguins Wrote an Open Letter?

EDIT: The Penguins have ruined our ability to use proper spelling and grammar. Sorry.

A little while ago, the Toronto Maple Leafs wrote an "Open Letter to Leafs Fans" to apologize for the team's performance on the ice. What if the Pittsburgh Penguins did the same thing? Find out after the jump.

Note: This is more angry than it is funny. That's just the state of mind we're in now.