Some Guy Scoops WC Prices; Leonsis’s Copy Leaked

Some homeless guy and/or Washington Capitals reporter broke this big news.
@TedStarkey (bizarro Joe Starkey?) posted this image of what he is calling the Winter Classic seating chart:
No idea how he got that, but our sources got us something better.
We have acquired Ted Leonsis' advanced copy of the seating chart, along with his notes: