Pens can clinch playoff berth tonight
It's true.  It's true.  With a win tonight by any means, whether it be in regulation or overtime/shootout, the Pens are headed to the dance.  Been hearing some gripes about the magic number, that the Pens are a lock to get into the playoffs and the number is a waste of time.  The cheerleader from the GoJo Hands-Free commercial begs to differ:
We've been computing the Pens' magic number longer than you've been alive.