Penguins sign Richard Park so he won’t score unlimited shorthanded goals against them

Per the Internet, Shero signed Richard Park.

He started his career as a Penguin.

Park was out of the NHL last year, but in his previous four years he played for the Islanders. Our only memories of him is killing penalties like his family was held hostage and killing the penalty meant saving them.

The deal is two-way like that uncle you're not sure about it. Book it now, Park will score some big goal this season.

Go Pens.