Neither Crosby Nor Malkin Back On The Ice Today

This is pretty much a non-story.  From the Pens website:

Practice is underway for Pittsburgh. Still no Sidney Crosby or Evgeni Malkin on the ice. The lines were the same as yesterday's game at New Jersey.

It doesn't look great for tomorrow against Carolina.  That's why winning streaks in the beginning of the season are important.
Retro Pens clip in honor of the upcoming Hurricanes game:

Pronger's a dick.
Nights like this are why Craig Patrick thought it was a good idea to trade Naslund for Stojanov.
Wikipedia read of the day: Anglerfish
Wait until you get to the section on reproduction.