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The Penguins’ first two practice dates – Saturday, Sept. 17 and Sunday, Sept. 18 – will be open to the public free of charge at CONSOL Energy Center with free parking available in the CONSOL Energy Center surface lots on a first-come, first-served basis.
Gates will open to the general public at 8:45 a.m. both days. Fans can enter CONSOL Energy Center via the Trib Total Media, American Eagle or Verizon Gates.
Individual game tickets will go on sale to the general public on Friday, Sept. 16 at 10 a.m. We're not fans of being called "the general public" just because we don't have season tickets. They could just say "poor people."
Maybe one of the worst stories of all time and the sum of all fears all in one. An eel swam up a man's penis. [ AOL ]
"I climbed into the bath and I could feel the eels nibbling my body. But then suddenly I felt a severe pain and realized a small eel had gone into the end of my penis," the 56-year-old said.
Terrible news. Remember Happy Feet, that penguin we mentioned last week? He may have been eaten by some whale.