Ryan K. spotted this on Facebook. Some guy got Crosby to sign his arm…and then got it tattooed.
So this morning I woke up knowing that sometime today I would be lucky enough to not only hang off the ramp of a perfectly good aircraft, but also exit it preferably while in flight and float down under a nice piece of deployed silk. I don't know if any of you have ever flown on military aircraft, but I use the word perfectly good aircraft only because it was an Army aircraft. Usually I deal with Air Force pilots who fly a C-130 like it is a F-16. Either way, it was going to be a pretty easy day. Go up, spot some panels, lead some dudes off the ramp of a helicopter and let gravity do its thing. Blah blah blah. So one of the things you have to do before any jumpers are going to load the aircraft is an inspection of the aircraft. Aircraft lands… I walk out to inspect the aircraft… In all its glory… There it is… Number 87. At that point, I knew it was going to be a good day.
The Arkansas Toe Suck Fairy. Wow. [ FreakShow ]
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