A collection of joke links.
I am moving out of the house I grew up in and have been going through tons of old memorabilia as I was (still am) a collector of EVERYTHING Penguins related. My dad took me to a ton of games back in the 90's and I specifically remember a night when the Cleveland Lumberjacks of the IHL played the Russian Penguins (who Howard Baldwin ended up claiming stake in). On this particular night, the gates opened very early and all of the players were stationed around the arena in various areas signing autographs. They split everyone up so Mario was nowhere near Jagr…you had to decide which line to get in. Obviously at the time – I think this was 93 as I do some research – I got into Mario's line and waited for what seemed days.
Once you get to the front of the line you could see Mario at the end of the table and had to get a bunch of jobber players autographs and Iceburgh was there doing his thing. I found a bunch of these autograph photos. I was stunned when I found this and feel like sending it to you guys could really do it some justice in some kind of post.