Jobber of the Week: The Poker Edition

Every Thursday afternoon, we take time to reflect on the past week and hand out the Jobber of the Week award.  It is named in honor of Jake Wheatley, since he is a jobber.
We wish we could personally give this award to its recipients, but they are probably in Switzerland.  Poker site Full Tilt Poker's operation unraveled this past week upon the discovery that it's just a huge Ponzi scheme.  They basically were using money that users had in their online accounts to go do other shit.  It's all a big joke, really. 
Jobbers of the week.