Dieter wants to get his point across that 95% of the Pens fans at the Pepsi Center Saturday night are bandwagon fans, fans who wouldn't have been caught dead in a Pens jersey at the beginning of this millennium. Then he cites the Pens attendance numbers from 2002-2003 and 2003-2004, numbers that were definitely at the bottom of the barrel.
To close it all out, Dieter takes the high road and says he's lived in Colorado for over 20 years and he respects the human beings that live in Denver. what the fuck. No clue what that has to do with sports.
We're actually enjoying Dieter's attempts to make sense of all this.