Dallas Stars Season Preview

 
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The Stars only finished 7 points out of the playoffs last year.
They finished 6 games over .500.
 
Their powerplay was far from penis, finished 12th in the NHL at 18.6%.
Their penalty-kill was unfiltered anal leakage: 4th-worst in the NHL at 77.4%.
 
Looks like Kari Lehtonen is their starting goalie this upcoming season.
 
Mike Modano left town for Detroit.  But this will always be our favorite clip of his:
 
For our season preview this year, we are connecting every team to a TV series from the '90s.
The most obvious choice is a show we were too young to care about, so we aren't using it.
 
 
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