Crosby may not be back until March
Every Pens fan you talked to on Saturday was the General Manager of the Pittsburgh Penguins.
A million trade scenarios being thrown around.  Everyone scrambling.
In a rare move by a journalist, Rob Rossi has actually disseminated some hope to Pens fans everywhere in an article titled "Malkin loss doesn't dash Cup hopes."  He became General Manager for a while, throwing the names Jason Arnott and Ales Hemsky into the trade conversation.  Halfway through the article, though, comes a backbreaking update on Bing:
"Sources said Crosby is at least seven to 10 days away from resuming normal exercise activities, and that is an optimistic view. The Penguins do not expect him to play again until at least March."
Here's Bylsma's little get-together on Saturday morning:
We're guessing that's Shelly Anderson asking questions at the very beginning.
Dumbest questions of 2011.