Cookin’ MC’s like a pound of Isaly’s chipped chopped ham
Some rapper has a song called "Black and Yellow," which is probably an ode to the color of his bitches after he abuses them and slides Black American Express cards in their buttcracks while making it rain.  We bought the song on iTunes, put it onto a USB thumb drive, and peed on the thumb drive.
However, the best part about computerized music is that it leaves itself wide open to parody.
The HockeyGods have answered the bell, and they've nailed it.

We're giving this 9.9 stars out of 10.
The movie Deep Impact isn't referenced in some way, so it falls short of a perfect 10.