Congratulations, Marty.

Early Friday morning, Marty and his wife welcomed a new baby chick into the The Chicken family.
Proud father of a 4-inch, 0.6-ounce bundle of joy that will grow up to disappoint him.
His name is Babe Ruth.
Marty has had the nursery set up for weeks, saying, "You're not supposed to count your chickens before they hatch.
But when my genes are involved, you can take it to the bank."
Congratulations to Marty on this glorious day.