Bleacher Report and the worst trade rumor of all time

Man, what kind of blog would report unconfirmed rumors? Jeez.

Well, this isn't even a rumor; this is just some idiot from the Bleacher Report:

We refuse to link the article but this is what the writer said:

A trade featuring Thiessen, Lovejoy, and a mid-round draft pick for Parise might actually work. 

Yea this wouldn't work unless Lou Lamoriello dies and Shero takes over his body. Bizarre times.