A band of thieves broke into my car on Saturday night and stole some things, including a USB cable that plugs into my car stereo. The car was locked. They broke in somehow and didn't slam the door to awaken anyone, thus leaving it ajar, yet they were courteous enough to turn the dome light off so my battery didn't drain. For that, I am grateful.
I am offering $300 for the return of my USB cable. To claim the reward money, you must produce one of the other things that were stolen along with the USB cable. I may or may not shoot you in the face.