This is another post we brought over from Blogspot.

Playoffs are on the horizon. It’s time to look back at some human beings who have destroyed Penguins playoff dreams in seasons passed. The order is debatable, so we just threw all of them together with no rhyme or reason. Except for the number-one killer…which is a no-brainer.


You have to take the good, with the bad. This list hits that home.




Keith Primeau
Primeau — French for “small penis.”
The Penguins finished the 1999-2000 season with 88 points; good enough for the seventh seed in the playoffs.
As per tradition in the ’90s, the Pens faced Washington in the first round and convincingly beat them in five games. Next up were the number-one seed Philadelphia Flyers. All the Pens did was go to Philly and win the first two games of the series. Stunning. The series came back to Pittsburgh for games three and four… Andy Delmore scored an OT goal for Philly in game 3…but suck it, the Pens were still up two games to one. Game four is where we finally get to Keith Primeau. This game went 5 overtimes. Disgusting. Both teams were ringing shots off the post in the overtimes. You can still see the replay in your mind of Kovalev’s shot earlier in the fifth overtime smacking the outside of the left post. The ebb and flow of this game meant that the Flyers would have the next great scoring chance.
At 12:01 of the fifth overtime, Primeau tugs our nuts.


Uwe Krupp
March 30, 1990 — Buffalo at Pittsburgh — Last game of season. Some people may remember; some don’t. The game wasn’t televised. Pens fans were forced to listen to the game on the radio. The Pens were chillin with 72 points; sitting in fifth place behind the New York Islanders and their 73 points. A win or tie in this game catapults the Pens into the playoffs. A loss sends the Pens to the golf course. The game was tied 2-2 as overtime came.
Uwe Krupp scores on a shot from the point 1:00 into overtime. Game. Season.
Chico Resch
1974-75. The Pens jumped out to a 3-0 series lead against the New York Islanders. There’s no way that lead could be blown… But Islanders goalie Chico Resch took acid before game four. From that point on, it wasn’t even a contest. In the remainder of the series, his GAA was 1.00. The Islanders win the four games and advance to the next round where they almost accomplished the same exact feat against the Flyers, before losing in Game 7.
Resch turned the Pens “Century Line” of Syl Apps, Jean Pronovost, and Lowell MacDonald into mud during the furious 3-0 comeback.
John Tonelli
The year was 1981-82.
The Islanders were amidst their Stanley Cup dynasty. They finished 54 – 16 – 10 (118 Points) — Patrick Division Champions. The Penguins finished 31 – 36 – 13 (75 Points) — Fourth place. They sucked your balls. The Pens were up 3 – 1 with 5:00 remaining in the deciding game of the teams’ first-round playoff series. Islander player John Tonelli assists on a Mike McEwen goal to make it 3-2. With 90 seconds remaining in regulation, Tonelli scores to force overtime. …John Tonelli scores again in overtime. The Islanders went on to win the Stanley Cup by sweeping Vancouver in four straight. If you think that was the last time the Islanders would crush the Pens’ playoff lives, you’re high.
Tom Fitzgerald
Vomit City.
Unless he sees a Cup in Pittsburgh, this will live forever.
After Lemieux’s hiatus during the 1994-95 season, the Pens came out with a vengeance in 1995-96. Still sporting one of the hottest offenses in recent NHL memory, the Pens captured the Northeast Division crown and the second seed going into the Stanley Cup playoffs. They survived the Washington Capitals in the first round…with the aid of Petr Nedved’s gender-transforming OT goal in game 4. The Pens took care of the Rangers in five games in the second round, but they lost Ron Francis to injury.
The Eastern Conference Finals: Pittsburgh Penguins – Florida Panthers
Even the Panther players’ moms didn’t give Florida a chance in this series. But the moms weren’t banking on Florida tackling Lemieux and Jagr off of every faceoff. Looking back, it’s easy to say that this series was the catalyst of the garbage league that the NHL was turning into. It was sickening to watch.
In the series: Jagr – 1g, Lemieux – 1g
Power play – 4 for 32
Picture: Barrasso getting owned by rats. Florida fans would throw rats onto the ice after every goal because Panther Scott Mellanby went down on a rat prior to Game 2 of their first-round matchup against the Boston Bruins.
The tone of this series was set early in Game One when Panther goalie John Vanbiesbrouck stoned Lemieux on a breakaway. Game 3 gave us the Barrasso-Beezer fight.
Penguins took a 3-2 series lead into Game 6 in Florida. Florida wins it; setting up a Game 7. Game 7 was a blur. It was a Saturday night. Sergei Zubov scored on the power play for the Pens. That’s pretty much it.
There is, however, one thing that is easily recollected when thinking about that Game 7.
Tom Fitzgerald’s shot from the Eat ‘n Park in Dormont finds its way past Barrasso 6:18 into the third period to break a 1-1 tie. Imagine the New Jersey Devils holding a 2-1 lead in Game 7 of an Eastern Conference Final — it was kind of like that. Pens lose 3-1.
Garry Valk
When you do a Google Image Search of a player and you get the picture of the goal you’re looking for, you know that person hasn’t done anything else in their life.
The 1998-99 playoff season was made up of heroics. The Pens limped in with the 8th seed and had to face number-one seed New Jersey in the first round. Down 3-2 late in Game 6, German Titov set up Jagr in front to tie the game with less that 3:00 remaining. In overtime, perennial playoff hero Marty Straka set up Jagr who beat Marty Brodeur…and the series went to a 7th game. The Pens managed just 13 shots in that game, but 4 went in. Marty Straka scored with 5:30 remaining to give the Pens a 4-2 lead.

The second round brought the Toronto Maple Leafs into our conscience. The best part about this series: Dan Kesa scoring in Game One for the Pens.

The Pens were up 2-1 in the series, but Toronto came roaring back. Toronto was up 3 games to 2 going into Game Six at the Civic Arena. The Pens jumped out to a 2-0 lead in the first, but Toronto came back in the second with 2 goals in 26 seconds. They later took the lead, but Jagr tied it up before the third. A scoreless third spelled overtime.
Game. We’re guessing Barrasso was that far out of position on the actual play.
Somehow the video makes it to the Internet:
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Bonus: Mike Lange’s call of those moments in Game 7. His call of the tying goal late is well worth watching this thing. The video is pretty much garbage, but just go with it. Mike Lange’s Call of Game 7 Moments
uh, go pens
kind of need cheering up by now.
This video was making the rounds in the previous C-Blog:

do it