New Photoshop Expo: Crosby Pees On Me

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Go Pens.

Since i rarely read Puck Daddy.Does he also post other pee pictures?(other players/other teams)Or is Sid the King of Golden Showers?


[Oh this post may go downhill fast.]

Okay, so no penis is to be shown. Can we show penile shadow? Are there any limits/lines with where the urine stream can be going? Are we looking for simple disrespect or sheer gross-out?

Quoting akus:

Since i rarely read Puck Daddy.Does he also post other pee pictures?(other players/other teams)Or is Sid the King of Golden Showers?

I've never seen nor heard of any other player being peed on. Yeah, sure, some could make the case that having this maligned figure in the NHL is good for business (like a heel in wrestling), but I can't believe the NHL doesn't put a stop to some of this nonsense. Sure, fans can do what fans will, but the NHL should put the kibosh on team-sponsored shenanigans. But Sid has 35 pounds of urethral blockage for all of them:

Ovechkin's been peed on. At least in urinals at hockey arenas (I think it was MSG). Probably at least a few times outside of hockey arenas as well, though I'm not one to start rumors.

This one is going to be interesting, haha.

Let's see, injury front the Rangers edition. In one game, the Flames took out Brandon Dubinsky for about 6 weeks with a broken hand and Drury with a concussion from a headshot.

Manny Legace is to replace Cam Ward for the time being.

Quoting I Have Kasparaitis:

Let's see, injury front the Rangers edition. In one game, the Flames took out Brandon Dubinsky for about 6 weeks with a broken hand and Drury with a concussion from a headshot.

Did you see the broken fibula Williams suffered in the Red Wings v Maple Leafs game on Saturday? That looked painful. I was surprised he only broke his fibula on that fall - I figured he'd probably also ripped up his knee pretty badly too.

Quoting Stoosh:

Give it a minute to really translate and I'm sure you'll see exactly what I see - Sidney Crosby peeing on the rest of the NHL, all while drinking not the customary bubbly, but rather a carefully-blended concoction of tears and the blood from the hearts of Flyers and Capitals fans, which he has so many times ripped from their collective bodies.

You win the internet.

Stoosh is on fire even more than usual. Ric Flair pic to seal a WOOOO burn + the Crosby "photoshop" = reams upon reams of win.

Quoting PensFan2166:

Quoting I Have Kasparaitis:

Let's see, injury front the Rangers edition. In one game, the Flames took out Brandon Dubinsky for about 6 weeks with a broken hand and Drury with a concussion from a headshot.

Did you see the broken fibula Williams suffered in the Red Wings v Maple Leafs game on Saturday? That looked painful. I was surprised he only broke his fibula on that fall - I figured he'd probably also ripped up his knee pretty badly too.

I was watching the DET-TOR game as a warmup to the Pens game and saw the same thing. At first glance, I thought knee, which just about every ligament in there shredded. Once they showed the replay, you could tell it was his leg. Very cringe-inducing as hockey injuries like that go.

You all f'ing rock.

Given that my *ahem* "photoshop" was not submitted through proper channels, I am hereby disqualifying mine from contest consideration, especially because I want to see what everyone else comes up with.

Dannngittt. I was oh so very excited to see someone's rendition of a "2 Girls 1 Cup" Crosby photoshop (is that wrong?) but Stoosh clearly just won the contest before it even began.

...and by "girls" I meant Richards and Ovechkin vomiting all over themselves as Doofy raises The Cup.

Did Filppula break his fibula? Because I'd love to see inarticulate lunkheads Keith Jones and Mike Milbury try to get that tongue twister out.

Quoting PensFan2166:

Quoting dying alive:

Ovechkin's been peed on. At least in urinals at hockey arenas (I think it was MSG). Probably at least a few times outside of hockey arenas as well, though I'm not one to start rumors.

I am one to start (hilariously false) rumors.

Ovechkin has the look of a guy who pays hookers to watch him eat their poo.

Ovechkin likes Joe Beninati to pee on him whilst he sits upon a throne of nude boys.

I don't know about Ovie, but I heard Ray Emery only left the KHL after somebody pee'd on him, it actually didn't have anything to do with the Flyers contacting him.

You guessed it.

A. Morozov

HOOOO!

Quoting dying alive:

Did Filppula break his fibula? Because I'd love to see inarticulate lunkheads Keith Jones and Mike Milbury try to get that tongue twister out.

Judging by his performance on the Satellite Hot Stove during Hockey Night In Canada, I'm sure Milbury's response will be words like "Filppula" and "soft Euro" interspersed between unintelligible grunts.

The main talking point on the Hot Stove was the NHL's steps to address injuries to the head, both from hits and the result of player's heads striking the ice if their helmet came off during a fight.

Ron MacLean kind of segued into the discussion by adding that Mike Liambas's hit on Ben Fanelli in the OHL Kitchener-Erie game just a week before cast an even larger spotlight on the issue of player safety.

(For those who didn't see the hit, there's a Youtube clip of it from the Rangers broadcast at full speed and full audio. The sound of Fanelli hitting the boards is something you might not forget anytime soon. I'd link it but firewalls hate me.)

Not 30 seconds after MacLean mentions the Fanelli hit, the Richard-Booth hit, etc., Milbury spouts off about how "if players don't want to get hurt, they shouldn't play the game." I swear, he could've taken a crap on the desk and he wouldn't have gotten a dirtier look from MacLean and Lebrun.

I love hitting and physical play as much as any hockey fan and I don't want the game to be turned into the type of hockey that you see at the All-Star Game. It's just hysterical to see Milbury's complete inability to put aside his neanderthal mentality and completely fail to recognize that wanting to address this kind of stuff and taking the physical play out of the game entirely are two very separate and different things.

Quoting Stoosh:

The main talking point on the Hot Stove was the NHL's steps to address injuries to the head, both from hits and the result of player's heads striking the ice if their helmet came off during a fight.

Ugh, like McKee's near miss the other night. Thinking about it makes me ill.

With regards to Mike Milbury, this is a man who once went into the stands and beat a spectator over the head with his own footwear, so anything he says about hits to the head should be taken with a grain of salt.

All you need to know about Mike Milbury:

He has this mentality, but called the gentle, dignified Bob Johnson "The Professor of Goonism"

Milbury should be used as a test subject to see if people can survive on the surface of the Sun.

The ECHL has no touch icing and while I still don't like it, it hasn't really bothered me when I've seen it at Nailers games.

Quoting dying alive:

To take it a step further, people who don't want to be mugged shouldn't walk down the street after dark and women who don't want to be raped shouldn't ever be alone with a man. Right on, Milbury! Blame the victim!

There's being reasonably vigilant and aware of your surroundings and there are situations that are just out of the control of the average person. I can look both ways before crossing the street, but if someone sees me in the crosswalk and thinks that gunning the engine in order to mow me down sounds like fun there's not a hell of a lot I can do about it. I'm in a vulnerable position and the object coming toward me is moving too fast for me to get out of the way. A lot of these hits are the same kind of thing - yes, sometimes the players have their heads down and yes, that's a very very bad idea - but most of the time the hitters are capable of letting up if they see that they're clearly about to destroy somebody's head. Some of them are taking four or five strides to get to the target. In most cases you'd think that would be plenty of time to ease up.

Mike Milbury is the genius who did the following:
- Traded Roberto Luongo & Olli Jokinen for Mark Parrish & Oleg Kvasha
- Traded Todd Bertuzzi, Bryan McCabe & 3rd round pick (Jarkko Ruutu) for Trevor Linden
- Traded Zdeno Chara, Bill Muckalt & 1st round pick (Jason Spezza) for Alexei Yashin
- Climbed into the stands (as a player) and beat a man with his own shoe - and had this to say about it: "It's unbelievable that after more than 30 years in the game, pummeling a guy with his loafer will be my legacy. But I guess it's better than having no legacy at all."
- Said this to Pierre Lebrun on HNIC on Saturday night: "People die every day. If you don't want to get hurt, don't play the game."
- Also said on HNIC broadcast Saturday night: "We've looked at those all the time...and I think guys like Colin Campbell know when you cross the line — and he punishes people appropriately."

Bottom line - he's an idiot.

Shouldn't this be relatively easy to fix if you are the NHL? Any hit that is remotely questionable, punish it. Make a specific rule, declare a crackdown and enforce it. Better that players lose games early in the season than nearer to the playoffs. As it is, the players have no real way to know what is and what isn't an acceptable hit and continue to push it to see what they can get away with. And if you are a top tier player, there is every reason to believe that you can away with just about anything. I have to think that the NHL wants it this way. And where is the players' union on this? Does the NHLPA still exist? Shouldn't they be coming out to protect the players if the NHL isn't going to bother?

Quoting Little Artie:

Don't know if it was mentioned earlier, but Glencross got 3 games for the hit on Drury. I hadn't seen the hit before so I watched it a few times on Youtube. Once again, the league's justice leaves me scratching my head. Granted Drury didn't have the puck, and maybe the punishment was based solely on that, but even if he did, the result would have been the same. Glencross glides in and its hard to tell where he made contact but it looks like he hit Drury in the shoulder first. I'm not defending Glencross, but when you compare it to some of the other big hits that have gone unpunished this season, it just leaves you wondering.

Consider the relative starpower of Curtis Glencross and Evgeni Artyukhin vs. Mike Richards and Alex Ovechkin. There's your answer.

hehehe...you capatilized penis....hehehe

Quoting Party of Ruutu:

Greg sucks, but I like the rest of the writers on PD. I've asked this before, but never got an answer, what do you read if not PD?

Quoting akus:

Since i rarely read Puck Daddy.

The PG, the Trib, TSN, the Hockey News, the paper of who(m?)ever we're playing. Can't stand PD, won't give him the traffic.

PD turned me off with his video that was edited to make Pens fans look like idiots (I know, trolls, we don't need the help...derr herr). IIRC a cblogger was one of the people interviewed and he confirmed that his footage was completely edited to make it look like he had no idea what he was talking about. I don't remember who it was, though. I think that he contacted Greg about it and never got a satisfactory reply.

I stick to tPB, the Pens official site, Puck Huffers, Empty Netters, and TSN. Occasionally I'll read a blog of whichever team the Pens happen to be playing that day if the writers of the blog in question haven't proven to be total retards. The other night I perused Fear the Fin. When the Pens are playing the Flyers, Caps, Wings or Rags I don't bother because I know what I'm going to see - the same old tired "Rosby" baby diver jokes.

Ah, forgot Faceoff Factor. I frequent it as well.

oh the irrepairable damage that I've received from googling "man pissing", "man taking a leak", "man urinating", "man peeing on wall". It took me about 3 searches before I realized I could turn my safesearch off (yes, job me. I deserve it on this one.) Surprisingly, or maybe not, you'd never guess who shows up under "man pissing":

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Should be work safe, but in case it isn't, I'll give you a hint: he's one of two kickers that will be playing football tonight. Here's another hint if you can't figure it out by now: he doesn't play for the Broncos.

It's sad when Don Cherry appears to be the sane one on HNIC ... good job, Milbury.

These blindside hits aren't doing anyone good. The hits like Toews and Hedman received are completely legal (Hedman even said the hit he received from Neil was a clean hit and he should have kept his head up), but to not protect the players from hits that they have no way of seeing is ridiculous. This is not making the League soff, there is a difference between soff and safe. There is a difference between getting Lindros-ed and getting hit like Booth did. I love hard-hitting hockey, I love hipchecks, but there comes a time when the NHL needs to stop worrying about big names or think they are changing the League into something that turns from its base. If no action is taken to protect the players and bring about restrictions, a lot of problems will arise. What happens when one huge ticket seller takes out another? What do you do there? Ovechkin and Richards do not stray from hitting, and I respect that aspect of their game (obviously when it's clean), but what if one takes out the other? How do you penalize that when you treat other players so differently already? Lay down the law properly. Also, for the players getting hit by some of these, don't be a jackass and turn your back to the hit.

I watched the intermission and while the new helmets are a good idea in theory, I don't see many players using those pull-away helmets so when they fight they have a helmet that was used in the 1970's for sparring in martial arts.

Party of Ruutu, FromtheRink.com is always good. I read PD, but avoid the comment section for my own health. TSN and CBC are always good for League-wide information.

@IHK - That he prefaced his statement that players shouldn't play if they want to avoid injury by saying "people die every day," is both shocking and a testament to how recklessly stupid Mike Milbury really is. Don Cherry wouldn't even say something that patently retarded.

And while I think the pull-away helmet thing is stupid (that lower helmet makes players look like they're retarded kids with epilepsy), I think a helmet with a pull-away visor would be a winner - that's another concept being worked on. Off the top of my head, I can think of 2 captains who'd wear that in a heartbeat - Crosby and Iginla.

Quoting PensFan2166:

Don Cherry wouldn't even say something that patently retarded.

Of course not. Someone from Canada might die (not including the Quebecois, of course, who might as well be from Europe).

Newsflash: Ovechkin is a tool.

www.sportsnet.ca/.../brophy_head_games

Second half of the article.

Nice one.

I was thinking about something along the lines of Sid on top of a waterfall, with some of the Wings Octopus' arms emerging from the splashing water below.

It would be missing that "golden" tone, though.

But i can't photoshop to save my life, so i am unable to make anything worthwhile out of it.

The Penguins announced that defenseman Kris Letang will be sidelined for two weeks after suffering a shoulder contusion against the San Jose Sharks last Saturday.

penguins.nhl.com/.../...

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Wow. Continuing to cement his claim to the title of "Most Selfish and Egocentric Player in the NHL" I see.

I hope "Caps fans" see that. Whadda douche.

dps2002,
I recall you preachin the 'don't get hurt' in the preseason,i don't think the boys or the rest of the NHL has heard your message.

A contusion is a bruise, right?

Quoting Rage:

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Wow. Continuing to cement his claim to the title of "Most Selfish and Egocentric Player in the NHL" I see.

I hope "Caps fans" see that. Whadda douche.

Douche really doesn't cut it for Ovie. I was thinking along the lines of "cock measle".

I too hope that "Caps fans" see this. I'd love to hear/read what they have to say about it. What with Ovie's recent "joking" that he was going to be out 4-5 weeks while on the record with the well-respected Dmitry Chesnokov, I'd like to think some of those who "rock the red" would start to question how really "great" #8 actually is....But, then I remember the type of "fan" the Caps tend to attract (DavetheCapsFan excepted) and realize most of them will maintain their delusions of grandeur.

edit: sorry I can't remember which c-blogger to credit with the term "cock measle" :)

I'm still calling for a Pens M*A*S*H shop. Someone with photoshop skills make this happen.

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

I'm still calling for a Pens M*A*S*H shop. Someone with photoshop skills make this happen.]

Wan't that already done? Like 2 years ago? With the same picture?

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

Quoting Raptor:

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

I'm still calling for a Pens M*A*S*H shop. Someone with photoshop skills make this happen.]

Wan't that already done? Like 2 years ago? With the same picture?

really? I don't remember that one. I went through the pensblog web album recently and didnt see it

I could be wrong, but it struck me as very familiar. Might have been one of the thousands of 'shops done during one of the playoff runs.

Rockhopper, Ovechkin was joking about the length of him being out, and it was quite obvious. I'll diss him for his behavior, but that isn't a really good reason. He gives a lot of interviews like that ... not smart by any stretch of the imagination but that should have been addressed by an agent or the team before the interview. Btw, has he hired himself a new agent since contract talk? I think we take for granted that Sid has a brain that he uses.

Also, this call to the NHLPA is another reason why he cannot be captain of his team. So many issues are going down and the concern is about chump change to his current salary that he will no doubt receive soon enough? Come on, being a big name in the League, you must take the responsibility that comes with the position. I'm not saying be a Sid clone, but addressing what's going on in the League whether or not your opinion is mainstream would be ideal.

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

injury bug hitting ex pens too. Petr can't do it

sports.yahoo.com/.../...

Akus mentioned previously that Ott concussed Petr ... methinks you're slacking. Mash has been done before (not this season but from previous seasons fershure) and then Sykie. Next you'll inform me that Ryan Malone leads the League in GWGs with 4 and that Glencross got suspended 3 games for a hit that we just have to see on Drury. *laughs*

Quoting I Have Kasparaitis:

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

injury bug hitting ex pens too. Petr can't do it

sports.yahoo.com/.../...

Akus mentioned previously that Ott concussed Petr ... methinks you're slacking. Mash has been done before (not this season but from previous seasons fershure) and then Sykie. Next you'll inform me that Ryan Malone leads the League in GWGs with 4 and that Glencross got suspended 3 games for a hit that we just have to see on Drury. *laughs*

maybe the penguins are staying in pittsburgh and ovechkin is out 4-5 weeks

me=fail

Quoting akus:

To be fair,yahoo did say he was out indefinitely,i only posted that he was released from the hospital.
So vegas gold,black and white,you did share some new/updated info.
Thanks for that.

Yeah! I'm wasn't total oblivious!!!! Haha

vegas gold,black and white,
to quote a famous man from China,

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Now is not the time to get cocky

Quoting shifty:

Total change of subject, but if anyone is watching the Steelers game...how sick is Hines Ward?

Damn I don't even care much football but that man is incredible.

I am, but...........umm,all i see is Troy's hair.

@IHK

Did you see video or hear audio of this? My understanding from what I've read is that his joke wasn't obvious to Chesnokov who reported it as news which then prompted the Caps to issue a statement disputing Chesnokov's report. As a former journalist myself, I have to say that Ovechkin's "joke" was totally uncool and absolutely unprofessional. That kind of shit can really fuck with a reporter's career.*

*And, if you want to debate my point about Chesnokov being a real reporter/journalist since he frequently has posts on Puck Daddy, we'll have to get into it another night. I need some sleep! :)

I read the interview on Puck Daddy, and knowing it came from Ovechkin, I automatically knew that giving a timetable like that was not true. No inflection in writing but it was pretty obvious. I like Chesnokov's work on PD, but it is Ovechkin we are talking about ... unprofessional is pretty obvious after some of his on-ice antics.

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

Yeah! I'm wasn't total oblivious!!!! Haha

"I'm score." - Evgeni Malkin

Quoting black vegas gold and white:

Well if it hasn't been done (if someone has it please update it) it should be with some many damn injuries

I remember that M*A*S*H shop, too. I didn't see it on the web album either, and cblog's missing from the old 2.0 posts. Hopefully this will do ya well enough until the shop's found.

i78.photobucket.com/.../mash.jpg

Put James Harrison on the first D pairing with Brooks Orpik. The opposition will not even enter our zone. Jesus, he was scary tonight.

And Ryan Clark may be a bigger Steelers fan than I am. What a dude.

Orton Hears a Boo.

Go Pens.


And all the best to Mr. Morehouse. I hope he's alright.