The replay of the chance gets cut short 'cause FSN wants to show the next face-off.
Did Mckee break up that pass? You gotta show that replay.
Orpik free-candied some joke and dislodged a contact.
Then the Pens get a powerplay.
We sometimes feel bad when the Pens jump on teams that have zero chance to win.
But then we remember what 2002-2006 was like.
So we didn't feel bad when the Pens took a 1-0 lead in this one.
What do you expect when TWO Lightning players, on the PK mind you, overpursue when they attempt to block a Malkin shot?
Malkin fakes it and the Pens instantly have numbers in front of the net.
That shit isn't in a box score.
Guerin takes his time and puts home a rebound.
You can call a penalty on me goes to the box, but the Pens kill it.
Ruster-Malkin-Kennedy held the puck for two hours in the TB zone.
They almost got a shot on net.
Gonchar takes a random slapshot out of nowhere. 2-0.
Crosby's was killed.
Then Stamkos capitalizes on the second one.
Sick play. 2-1.
Malkin interferes with Niiitttyyymakki on a shot from the point.
Somehow still counts. 3-1.
Pens were going to the box again. Malkin jobbed Lecavalier.
Pens kill it. Malkin comes out with a freshly taped stick.
The Pens sustain pressure and get a PP of their own.
The Pens get a 5-on-3 after a couple of slashing calls.
Someone breaks Malkin's stick and then complains about it. Bizarre.
Then the Lightning knock a puck out of play. Jesus.
Pens had to watch for a makeup call.
Pens couldn't get anything at the end of the second. Niiitttyyymakki actually cared for a minute.
Gogo made some unreal pass to Guerin.
Mike Rupp scores. Not to get all excited, but you have to be stunned by the skill Rupp possesses. No joke player.
He's #17. Too early to job Petr Sykora? 4-1.
Fedotenko goes to the box. Killed.
Too many men penalty. Yes.