Mike Yeo’s Replacement

Houston has a problem.
With Mike Yeo gone to the Houston Aeros,
the search is on for his replacement.
And the search is on to find out where his hair went.
Mike Yeo's power play this past season was a pile.
That apparently earns him a head-coaching role in the AHL.
This is like robbing a bank, going to jail, escaping, and getting a job as a bank teller.
Or is it.  This analogy is lazy.
We've already done the dirty work and found Mike Yeo's replacement.
Lady GaGa's penis.