The Ron Cook Is A Douche Photoshop Expo

Thursday, 14 January 2010 04:40 pm

Written by Pensblog Staff

36 Comments

Ron Cook is such a douche.
After his Malkin-bashing earlier this week, we have had enough.

We learned from an unnamed source that Cook has been to one Penguin game all year.

Meaning, he has no ground to say Malkin is sulking.

Haven't had a 'shop expo in awhile.

This one felt good.

Expo after the jump.

Stephen S threw his share in:

Old time photoshop:

go pens

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Comments

#1 TheDiddy 2010-01-14 16:43

Well done, all.

#2 PensFan2166 2010-01-14 16:47

Huzzah!

#3 jaos 2010-01-14 16:48

wooooooo

#4 Matt Eager 2010-01-14 16:49

Smallpox blanket one by da - holy shit.

#5 dying alive 2010-01-14 16:50

I love that there are certain pictures you can always be sure will turn up in these expos.

Well done.

#6 Little Artie 2010-01-14 16:50

Bravo.

#7 jaos 2010-01-14 16:51

dyingQuoting dying alive:

I love that there are certain pictures you can always be sure will turn up in these expos.

Well done.

yeah, its been a while since wanda has made an appearance

#8 Malk Smash 2010-01-14 16:54

solid jobs from solid jobbers

#9 TheFandangler 2010-01-14 17:00

Mine is to point out Jeff Reed is = to Ron Cook is the "I'm a Faggot" dept.

#10 piff 2010-01-14 17:10

The Ron Cook Hockey Knowledge Book is beast

#11 hartnn 2010-01-14 17:15

hahaha these are great!

#12 Darth Stanley 2010-01-14 17:18

da = win

#13 Jmat 2010-01-14 17:31

How has Geno done since the Cook article?
Does he have more penalty minutes or goals?

#14 SuperstarMax 2010-01-14 17:43

Hahaha, these are great

#15 J.S. 2010-01-14 17:44

forgot to enter mine.

#16 J.S. 2010-01-14 17:45

#17 Darth Stanley 2010-01-14 17:46

gold

#18 TakeTwo 2010-01-14 17:50

Ron Bin Laden is crazy good PS skills.

The Book of Hockey Knowledge is money.

#19 ChikkaChiChi 2010-01-14 17:56

Ron Cook is the perfect excuse for why Big Taste shouldn't have learned English.

Mr. Cook, Its no coincidence that the vitriol in our response to the fetid stench of your column is only rivaled in its volume by the distinct lack of experience and understanding you bring to sport of hockey.

In the future, your best bet to keep the readers you have that aren't dying off of old age or too stupid to use a computer is to stay away from such incendiary commentary about things you know nothing about, and stick to rabble rousing the masses about Steelers Football.

Anything with more than 19 games a season may be too much for your tiny, tired, little brain to wrap itself around, so let the big boys do the thing while you run off and play with your men in tight pants laying on top of one another, mmmkay?

#20 chrisl 2010-01-14 18:03

@da smallpox blanket. outstanding. [golfclap.]

In the Technical department, the award for "best use of actual Malkin expression from an existing Photo" (presented at a luncheon at Eat n' Park earlier this week), it's a tie between jschiff and cblog #16.

Nice work, jobbers.

#21 mjportash56 2010-01-14 18:11

wow, a pedobear reference.

Nice job.

#22 dying alive 2010-01-14 18:21

Any news on Orpik?

#23 PensFan2166 2010-01-14 18:25

Quoting dying alive:

Any news on Orpik?

Last thing I heard was that he skated in sweats yesterday

#24 akus 2010-01-14 18:29

Quoting dying alive:

Any news on Orpik?

No news on Orpik but i did just read this.

The OIlers will start rookie goaltender Devan Dubnyk tonight against the Penguins. In four NHL appereances this season, he is 0-2-0 with a 4.42 goals against average and an. 839 save percentage.

~~

Nice job(bing) of Cook.

MST3KFTW.

#25 Nate B. 2010-01-14 18:47

Great Job!

#26 wilsmith 2010-01-14 18:51

I love when the photoshops have a total disregard for any tools other than "cut" and "paste"

#27 Elmo 2010-01-14 19:38

Quoting PensFan2166:

Quoting dying alive:
Any news on Orpik?

Last thing I heard was that he skated in sweats yesterday

Didn't they show video of him skating w/o pads during the game? Or did I imagine that?

#28 Seventy One 2010-01-14 19:48

Quoting chrisl:

@da smallpox blanket. outstanding. [golfclap.]

In the Technical department, the award for "best use of actual Malkin expression from an existing Photo" (presented at a luncheon at Eat n' Park earlier this week), it's a tie between jschiff and cblog #16.

Nice work, jobbers.

this.