New Pensblogger Rick isn't doing this Gameday.
So there won't be records or stats or actual information.
Just us saying "do it" or something.
Not really.
We have some shit after the jump.
Unreal shirt sent in by BEN T.
On Sunday, Game 7 in the movie "Sudden Death" will be faux-tweeted by a fan at the game.  LINK.
MOLLY M. took this screenshot.
That's the female version of the Orpik Candy Van pic.
And finally, the biggest fail by us ever has come to fruition.
We give you this LINK.
It breaks down all the odds of the Pens making the playoffs.
So many people sent this in.
We are assholes.
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