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Penguins punch ticket to the Playoffs

Hey man, we lived through the 2001-2005 era of Penguins hockey, like many of you. After that horror, no matter what, we’ll always enjoy a trip to the playoffs. Plus, think of it like this. The Penguins basically eliminated the Bruins. Which is great because Boston is the worst place on earth. You can’t dance if your […]


Gameday 82: Last chance. Is There a Team in the Building?

Pittsburgh Penguins (42-27-12) at Buffalo Sabres (23-50-8) 7:00 PM – ROOT Sports First Niagara Center, Buffalo, New York It’s the last game of the season. And on this random Saturday night in Buffalo, the fate of the 2014-15 Pittsburgh Penguins is on the line. This season has turned into such a train wreck, we’ve found […]


RECAP: Game 81. Season on the brink. Pens lose 3-1.

This impossible bad season comes down to a Saturday night in Buffalo, New York. If the Penguins lose and the Bruins win in Tampa Bay, the Penguins are home for the summer. Win and they’re in. Simple as that. On Saturday : 12:30 – The Senators play in Philadelphia. Pretty sure the Flyers might just play […]

on April 5, 2015 at the Wells Fargo Center in Philadelphia, Pennsylvania.

Penguins need one point to clinch a playoff spot

UPDATE: Probably two points to clinch? No clue. UPDATE 2: It is DEF two points, assuming the Bruins win: Because the Penguins have been such trash, no one has been able to enjoy the collaspe of the Bruins. The Senators won Thursday night, and the Bruins lost. Which means the following: – The Islanders and […]



We weren’t going to bring back the Tweetcap until playoff time, but then it became possible that there wouldn’t be a playoffs at all.  As it turned out, we couldn’t have picked a better night. Can’t blame anyone for being mad, honestly. Here. We. Go. We need to get Potash a better desk in his […]