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Game 39 Recap: Framing the Defense. Pens squeak out point in thrilling OT loss

If Dean Strang and Jerry Buting were as bad as the Penguins defense can be sometimes, the only murder show you’d be watching on Netflix would be the Office. ( Because it murdered humor) Eat a sac.

The Penguins got a big point late, otherwise this would have been a shitty loss, especially going into Chicago tomorrow night.

We can’t state this enough, every game is just so huge. Here are the latest standings:

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Last year on Jan 5th the Penguins had 53 points. They finished with 98. 90 points is usually a make or break for the playoffs, you get where we are going with this.

Massive two points on the line in Chicago Wednesday night.

Things people will be talking about

Crosby’s back, jack.

Here’s a live look at Sidney Crosby and the NHL scoring leaders:

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A chunk into the third period, Crosby injected life back into the game with a snipe job and then almost brought the city to its knees 10 seconds later:


Crosby is cured of the Mike Johnston blues. Been fun to watch these last couple of games.

Kris Letang…has been outstanding

We’d have to go back and check, as if we give a fuck, but this is probably the first time we’ve said something nice about Kris Letang since he signed his contract. Even though he took a penalty, he was really good in this game. Letang fans like to say ” take the good and the bad,” what they forget is that he actually needs to do good stuff.

Right now he is. He tied the game with a simple, yet nasty shot, and he almost won it in a crazy OT session. We’ll take this Letang all day.

Bonus stunned gif:

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Ben Lovejoy, Ian Cole. Just not good.


But seriously, the Penguins defense. Horrific at times. Ben Lovejoy isn’t good. He never was good, he’ll never be good. He was on the ice for two goals for this one. Kane turned Lovejoy into a Pixar movie for the first goal. The second goal was probably his fault too.

As for Ian Cole, he’s the real life version of Ken Kratz’s narrative in “Making of a Murderer.”

( two references, and so many more to come.)

Corey Crawford highlights


Corey Crawford getting ready to make a big save.



But Crawford standing tall.

David Perron might be the new Tyler Kennedy

David Perron has a case of the Tyler Kennedys right now. Everything’s going wide.

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Perron had a couple actually decent plays in this game. He had a sick saucer pass that somehow Crosby didn’t score on. Dude can’t catch a break.

3 ON 3 OT

We should just probably take video of the entire OT because it was really, really good. Fleury and Crawford both made unbelievable saves. Malkin, Crosby, Toews, Kane, Hossa, Letang, Kessel all had chances.

So of course some dude no one has ever heard of before goes thriller on MAF:


Still a good point.



– Close to a half million Blackhawks fans were in attendance.

– Then the Pens got a power play. And then that got taken away because everyone is in love with Jonathan Toews.


– Have to admire the last of the hold-out yinzers who still boo Hossa. What a player.

– Quick turnaround tomorrow night.


Thoughts: Game 38 – Pens Start 2016 Right with 5-2 Win over Isles

Pens 5  Islanders 2 Record: 19-15-4, 42 pts Goals Kessel (12) from Cullen, Malkin Crosby (10) (PP) from Malkin, Letang Crosby (11) (PP) from Letang, Malkin Cullen (4) (SH) from Letang, Maatta Hornqvist (8) from Dumoulin Penalties Sheary (hooking) – Overly Aggressive (tries to lean into Strait as they battle for a puck and falls […]


Thoughts: Game 37 – Pens Show Signs of Life to End 2015 with 5-2 Win.

Pens 5  Red Wings 2 Record: 18-15-4, 40 pts Goals Hornqvist (7) (PP) from Malkin, Letang Letang (2) (PP) from Malkin, Hornqvist Crosby (9) from Perron Malkin (18) from Kessel, Hornqvist Letang (3) (EN) from Bonino Penalties Letang (cross-checking) – Inconsequential (jostles with Glendening as they skate up ice and each gets a penalty) Letang […]


Thoughts: Game 36 – Pens Still Looking for Results after 3-2 (SO) Loss to Leafs

Maple Leafs 3  Pens 2 (SO) Record: 17-15-4, 38 pts Goals Kunitz (5) (PP) from Crosby, Malkin Crosby (8) from Dumoulin Penalties Malkin (hooking) – Stupid (slashes Phaneuf’s stick, which doesn’t get called, then hooks Phaneuf’s right arm back so Phaneuf gets turned to the side and draws a penalty) Letang (roughing) – Inconsequential (stands […]

Recap Game 36: 2015 Comes to a miserable end.UPDATED: 2015 isn’t over just yet. Pens fall to Leafs

EDIT: Totally forgot that the Penguins play the Wings tonight. Whoops.


This ref summarizes 2015 in one GIF:

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Things everyone will be talking about from this game

– The Penguins make another shit goaltender look amazing.


Last night Jonathan Bernier gave up six goals on 15 shots. In three of his last five games his save percentage is sub .890. In this game, his save percentage in this game: .951.

The Penguins had 41 shots, but Bernier trended against everything you know about him and played like 1986 Patrick Roy.

– Too many odd man breaks against.

This from War on Ice.

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Minutes of the game are on the bottom. Scoring chances on the left. Everything was close until about halfway in the third period. You can see that the Leafs climbed a good bit about around the 50 minutes mark, which included the Penguins powerplay, which about sums things up.

With the Penguins defense the way it is, there is nothing you can do. It’s bend but don’t break. And thank god for…

– Matt Murray saving the day

Murray did his best MAF impression, and kept the Penguins alive. He made his best save about eight minutes into the third period. The once lifeless Daniel Winnik, had a scoring chance right on the doorstep while shorthanded. Murray did this:

In the shootout Murray looked like Steven Avery and the Leafs won.

– Dion Phanuef made Mike Babcock mad

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Dion Phanuef sucks. He was up to his old tricks in this one. He wore Crosby and Malkin like a suit. Then he took some bizarre penalty. Mike Babcock wasn’t happy.

– Kris Letang Quiet Room Trip ™

Letang got boarded, again. Here’s the Sportsnet panel talking about it:

Some people didn’t like Darren Pang’s comments about the hit, but we think it’s fair. Real issue is at this point Kris Letang’s brain is going to be the star of “Concussion 2″ yikes.

– Crosby scored a nice goal, and had an assist. Here is a live reaction from Consol:

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– Standings:

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2016 should be something. Thanks to everyone who still bothers to read us for whatever reason. Hope 2016 is great for you.


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