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Pens delivered tickets today

Every pre-season, if you haven’t been priced out of season tickets yet, the Pens may be coming to your house to deliver your season tickets to you (and apparently 300 of your closest friends and family). You’d think other leagues and teams would begin doing something like this. Thankfully not. Like anyone wants an NFL player […]

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Pens Rookie Tournament Update

You can’t watch the games in their entirety unless you’re a Penguin, work for the Penguins, attend the actual games, live nearby where apparently they televise the games, or you found an illegal stream because you’re unrealistically excited about a rookie tournament.

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Sidney Crosby quotes translated

There is no question Sidney Crosby gives the most boring quotes of all time. He is like a robot. But over the years, we’ve been able to detect certain tells in his quotes, and we believe we’ve cracked his code. We will be translating his quotes all season, but we won’t be marrying ourselves to a […]

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NHL’s new rules and what they mean for you

The NHL announced some rules changes for the upcoming season, and they’re awesome across the board. Pay attention because this shit will come up in every game, and you’ll look like an idiot if you don’t know them.

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Eight Years later.

Missed our birthday yesterday. Eight long years since this post went up. [Thepensblog.blogspot ] Thanks for all the support over the years.

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NHL ’15 Rejected features

Every year, the EA Sports “NHL” franchise rolls out a new game with brand-new features that push the boundaries of what’s possible in a video game. Unfortunately, there is some controversy this year, with some features being left on the cutting-room floor due to the game being developed for the next-gen consoles. We have a […]

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Flyer fans are really sensitive about Sean Coutuyriereryye

The NHL’s most fragile fanbase is even more on edge this year. Broad Street Hockey was really butthurt and accused us of “self-destructing” after we pointed out Sean Courtirieuuirre sucks. [ Penguins Fans are self-destructing ] The comment section over there is amazing: Lepton78 serving up hottakes. Uhhhhh….   Flyer fans weren’t just taking the […]

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@Proteautype produces woefully horrid article, calls Mario Lemieux a hypocrite

Holy shit. If this is how the season is going to be, it’s gonna be exhausting. Adam Proteau led the charge in utter outrage when the Penguins signed Dan Carcillo Thursday to a PTO. Proteau got himself so steamed up, he took to his blog to unload on the Penguins. [ Penguins’ signing of Daniel Carcillo, Steve Downie […]

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