The popular saying today will be, "This game will turn the season around for the Pens."
You should turn yourself around and take the broom out of your butthole.

Don't get us wrong.  The win was nice.  Beating the top team in the NHL is always something to rejoice over.  The Sharks were coming off their game against Boston, arguably the biggest game of the NHL season up to this point.  San Jose coming back to tie this game in the third is just what they do.

But turning a season around would entail beating Toronto on Saturday.  It would entail beating Florida at home.  It would entail beating Carolina. beating someone in your own conference with whom you're battling for a playoff spot.



It's a shame one of the biggest wins for the Pens this season comes on the night where gale-force winds relentlessly punished the city of Pittsburgh and rendered some people without power, including us.  It's a shame we got to come with this "don't get too high, don't get too low" bullshit after a game like this. 

We just aren't feeling it, basically because we didn't watch the game and spent the night muttering to ourselves in a candlelit room, refreshing the Yahoo game center on our phones until those batteries went dead, as well.  All this game confirmed to us was that the 1920s were a joke time to live.

We're not gonna insult anyone with a recap of a game we didn't watch.

Yeah, we will.  Maybe we actually tried to do a recap, but a cumulative hour's worth of work went down the balls because our power kept flickering like a little bitch.

For view of the sharks side, [FEAR THE FIN] is all over it.

Our recap is coming, even though our power went out.

Huge win for the Pens.

But we had to share perhaps the greatest picture we have ever recieved.

Huge credit to "SykoraSydeKycks."

Happy V-day to you, too, Carrot.

We know why she is Carrot, but in the subsequent pics since the initial capture on FSN,

it's not as originally thought.  Actually a good time to be alive.

Rumor has it unreal shirt is not pleased with all this attention.

If you are the girl in this picture, please e-mail us.