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TWEETCAP: One Minute Left in the Rangers Season, Maybe

Usually it takes at least a Letang turnover, but Pens fans were pissed from the jump in this one.  Brooks Orpik was inserted back into the lineup in favor of Bobby Bortuzzo, much to the chagrin of anyone who has seen Rob Scuderi take a shift this postseason.   And rightfully so, Orpik didn’t even come close to making it through the game while almost every Ranger scorning chance (somewhere between 2 and 3) seemed to come while Scuderi was on the ice.  In the end it didn’t matter, the Pens dominated the Rangers so badly that even Bob Cole forgot the they still have to play Game 5 before the Pens officially eliminate the Rangers.  Let’s go…

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Then Shelly Anderson made some weird comparison to Kunitz-Crosby-Malkin being a baked potato.

Which inspired…

You knew the first goal was going to be huge in this one, and it didn’t take long for Geno to spin one past Lundqvist…

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Actually…

Then, almost like it was meant to happen, Orpik left the game with an injury…

Probably should write a book about it.

The Rangers had chance when they caught the Pens pinching and went in on a 3-on-1. Only problems: the “1″ was Paul Martin, and Rick Nash was carrying the puck…

Pens basically went to Jacques Martin Shutdown Mode after that chance.

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Bizarre moment when Plaxico Burress took to Twitter to proclaim a premature Pens victory…

The jokes basically wrote themselves…

Hmm except like 3 seconds later…

Saw a tweet from a guy who said the pass got him pregnant, couldn’t embed it here because the account is private, it all makes sense…

He’s not that far off, honestly.

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Yikes.

Truth.

Tonight’s Three Stars come from Colin Dunlap…

YES.

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