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TWEETCAP: End of an Era

Imagine for a second being one of those people who only watch NASCAR for the crashes, waiting patiently for that moment when all hell breaks loose. You know it’s coming, you just don’t know when or how. For the most part, Twitter would have actually been a relatively accident-free race last night until the Rangers went up 2-1. It was only then that it truly began jamming up like the Parkway outbound if the Steelers were losing in the third quarter during the first snowfall in Winter. Remarkably, it wasn’t until after the final horn sounded that we saw the inevitable 62-car pileup.

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We could focus solely on the aftermath, but a quick Twitter search of “fire”, “trade”, or “gutless” will tell you just about everything you need to know about that.  Change is coming, and it’s needed, but unfortunately that also means this will be the last Tweetcap of the season. It had a short but interesting run, however this finale will be seen through as they all were initially intended: A collection of bullshit tweets to make you laugh and help get you through the workday.  And I think that’s something we will all need today. Fuck.

Let’s go…

Seriously what the hell was up with the pregame cycle races? Christ.

At least he’s good at motivating fans…

It hasn’t been talked about much, probably because NBCSN’s intermission report is so damn awful that everyone either mutes or turns the channel, but apparently a lot of feeds are runnning ads for some dating site called Farmers Only. And it’s really creepy…

Twenty dollars says Boone Jenner has an account…

*Inserts 100 tweets that somehow reference Katy Perry, Juicy J, Dark Horse, or Jeffery Dahmer*

Just like this Tweetcap…

Every time Joe Vitale falls I ask myself the same question.

The responses I got defined foreshadowing…

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Three Stars of the Game courtesy of Chris Mueller

‘Til next season.

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