We've never claimed to be hockey experts, good writers or even above average people. We barely qualify as bloggers. So, with this playoff series against the Islanders coming up, we decided to lower the bar even further.
Enjoy our post of incredibly immature and stupid insults directed towards the New York Islanders. This is a joke. A bad joke.
The New York Islanders are all big poopy heads.
John Tavares? More like John TavarASS, amiright?
Fact: The New York Islanders cheated to win at least two of their four Stanley Cups, probably.
Sidney Crosby's dad can beat up Brian Strait's dad.
Douglas Murray is rubber, Josh Bailey is glue.
The Nassau Veterans Memorial Coliseum is a multi-purpose indoor arena located in Uniondale, New York that occupies 63 acres, seats 16,170 for hockey and was opened in 1972. Isn't that stupid?
The Jerk Store called. They're running out of Kyle Okposo.
Nobody likes Brad Boyes. Not even his friends.
Frans "Dum Dum Face" Nielsen.
Keith Aucoin farted.
Matt Moulson has this weird smell that his friends, famiy and teammates are all used to, but that strangers may find disagreeable.
Matt Martin likes Nickelback.
Mark Streit is a big weenie.
Colin "Ronald" McDonald.
I know you are, but what am I, Andrew MacDonald?
Your momma's so fat that she likes the New York Islanders.