Official: Jaromir Jagr Traded to Boston Bruins

EDIT: It's now official:

Original post:

Because this would set the stage for the Bruins eliminating the Penguins from the playoffs far too nicely.

Just imagine the Boston Bruins meeting the Pittsburgh Penguins in the Eastern Conference Final. While the media is preoccupied with the storyline of Iginla choosing the Pens over the Bruins, Jaromir Jagr scores a huge goal in game seven to send the Bruins to the Cup Final.

Then throw up all over yourself and wake up.

Days of Y'Orr is already on JagrWatch2013.