The final piece of the "Cooke-Staal-Kennedy" line is gone. Matt Cooke has signed with the Minnesota Wild. It's a three-year deal worth $2.5 per year.
In other news, Jarome Iginla has signed with the Boston Bruins. Seriously. No really. Honestly.
We hope the Wild and their fans quickly get used to not being able to get upset or annoyed at anything because "they employ Matt Cooke."
After the jump, an alternate – possibly NSFW – "Cooke Gone Wild" Photoshop.